insane-ness is back in the game-ness!

After taking a very long hiatus the best blog in the world is finally back in action! Now I'm pretty drunk and otherwise inebriated so this first post is going to be one of the most unsatisfying waste of time, data and... you know what? fuck it, I'm gonna tell you a joke andyyou're going to sit there and read the damn thing. And you're going to like it and laugh at it as well because who are we kidding here? You only stumbled upon this site by accident and you've only read this far because you literally have absolutely nothing better to do. I'd call you a fucking loser, but then I'd have to admit that I'm ten times worse for actually taking the time to write this garbage.  Well here you go you fucking loser, enjoy:

A tattered old piece of string walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says to the string,  I'm sorry but we don't serve alcohol to string, company policy. You are a piece of string, right?
The old string replies "no I'm a frayed knot"


You're welcome. Be sure to bring your loser ass on back here soon because shits about to get raw up in this bitch.

The Thursday Thinker:

"Think? Think about what I wonder..."

Beginning today, every Thursday a new post will be created to give you something to think about until Friday comes around.  It could be a 20 page thesis on the science of yawning,  a small anecdote pointing out one of life's many inconsistencies, or it could just be a five word riddle.  Honestly, you can never be truly sure what you're going to get from this site...  but don't worry, there's like a 97% chance we won't give you any diseases.