Everybody loves dolphins, but nobody appreciates just how badass they truly are... I'm here to change that.
6. Dolphins evolved from land animals, predators resembling wolves
When most people think of evolution they picture fish sprouting legs and walking on land. Dolphins don't give a XXXX what most people think. They've seen land and had legs and decided all that was for pussies. No, the dolphin's level of badassery was far to great to be restricted by gravity, With the obvious lack of chaos to unleash in the empty sky, dolphins instead chose to evolve back into a sea creature to see what mayhem they could unleash in the murky depths of the scary, unforgiving ocean.
As you can see by the picture above, all four limbs are still quite visible in the the dolphins' embryonic stage.
