Top 10 Zombie Flicks EVER

Just because the Walking Dead is over doesn't mean you have to start feeding grandma toxic oatmeal in hopes of getting your next zombie fix.  Below are the top 10 zombie movies ever created (as judged by the only person here that actually matters, The Blunt) 



10.  Dawn of The Dead Remake-  

Here's a movie that proves remakes can be done and done well (Burn in hell, Day of the Dead remake).It was no masterpiece, but it was a gory, enjoyable addition to the world of zombie films.

9.  28 Weeks Later -

Once again, the people behind 28 days later take a page out of George A Romero's book and decide to make a sequel that doesn't suck.  This movie managed to up the action without losing focus on what made the original so good (I'm looking at you, Resident Evil sequels).



8. Resident Evil - 

The sequels are one thing, but the the original Resident Evil movie was as good as anyone could have hoped for. This movie also gets bonus points for two things, Milla Jovavich's nipple, and being a movie based on a video game and somehow not being terrible.   Hell, if you compared this movie to Uwe Boll's shit-fest "House of the Dead", Resident Evil would be fuckin Oscar Worthy.

7. Shaun of the Dead -

Funny. Scary. Overall just a damned good movie.

6. Return of the Living Dead -

I don't give a fuck what you say, Return of the Living Dead is a classic in my eyes and it always will be.  "Seend mooooree coopsss..."

5. Zombieland - 

Many will hate on me ranking this movie higher than Shaun of the Dead, but all of you can go suck a zombie dick and die.  This movie was funnier and just plain better than Shaun of the Dead.  And it's my list, so that's all the supporting reasons I need to give.  Also, "BM".

4. 28 Days Later - 

Thank you, Great Britain.  Actually, first off, let me just say that whether you count the infected in this movie as zombies or not I honestly, sincerely and most humbly do not give a flying fuck.  They are brain dead, 'soulless' shells of former people with the insatiable urge to feast on the flesh of the living. Ipso facto they are fuckin' zombies.

3. Dawn of the Dead ('78) - 

A sequel  and a sequel done right.  Somehow, The amazing Mr. Romero was able to add a vicious biker gang and a dash of social commentary without sacrificing the awesomeness of what Night of the Living Dead created.

2. Night of the Living Dead -  

The Movie that started it all.  Almost every good thing about zombie movies was taken from this masterpiece. Before this film zombies were nothing more than half-retarded victims of voodoo.  In fact, this film would undoubtedly be #1 if not for it lacking one crucial element...

1. Zombie Strippers-  

I really don't even feel the need to justify why this movie has earned its #1 spot on this list, but i will anyway. Zombies. Strippers. Robert Englund.  Bam. there. That is literally all this movie needed, but as an added bonus it's also pretty fuckin hilarious with a shit load of inside jokes for philosophy drop-outs such as myself. Not to mention, a naked Jenna Jameson is always nice, even if it is just to remind yourself of how hot she used to be.



Honorable Mention- [Rec] / Quarantine