Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Top 10 Zombie Flicks EVER





Just because the Walking Dead is over doesn't mean you have to start feeding grandma toxic oatmeal in hopes of getting your next zombie fix.  Below are the top 10 zombie movies ever created (as judged by the only person here that actually matters, The Blunt) 



10.  Dawn of The Dead Remake-  

Here's a movie that proves remakes can be done and done well (Burn in hell, Day of the Dead remake).It was no masterpiece, but it was a gory, enjoyable addition to the world of zombie films.

9.  28 Weeks Later -

Once again, the people behind 28 days later take a page out of George A Romero's book and decide to make a sequel that doesn't suck.  This movie managed to up the action without losing focus on what made the original so good (I'm looking at you, Resident Evil sequels).

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Insane-ness News 11/28

Big things are poppin up everywhere at Insane-ness, and I'm not just talking about the massive erection I received thanks to the official launch of our new Sex-ness section.  Since our last update, Humor-ness has began its first weekly column, "Know Thy Enemy", which is 100% guaranteed to save your life someday.  As if that weren't enough for you to get on your knees and blow me, the Sports-ness section has just launched its new 'Bet of the Day', quite possibly the easiest way for you to get out of all that messy credit card debt.  But hey, I've got a huge bottle of prescription painkillers calling my name, so take a look around for yourself.  You'll find out the same way everyone does that just like a tranny hooker who ends up being an undercover cop, Insane-ness is full of surprises.
Until next time, officer DICKenson.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Why You Need To Watch 'The Walking Dead'. Right Fucking Now.

The Walking Dead - AMC



 You know what the best thing about zombies are? Nobody wants to fuck a zombie.  That's it, seriously. Because of that one little seemingly unimportant fact, zombies will never be turned into romanticized versions of their former gory selves marketed to preteen girls and homosexual boys... Twilight (and Trueblood, Vampire Diaries, etc.).  No, the biggest make-over any zombie has ever received was the evolution of their advanced motor skills (i.e. They could run) and even that didn't settle well with many hardcore zombie folk.  


The mere fact that every lead role isn't actively trying to fuck the zombies in this show instantly makes it the best horror/monster show on the air (though honestly, true blood really has just delved into pure fantasy).  Fear not however, as while this show is loaded with suspense, it is far from a simple 'horror' show.  Just watch the fuckin' thing.

IMDB rating- 9.4/10


 

Friday, November 26, 2010

BigFoot Now Extinct! Chupacabra Believed Responsible

It's true.
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Here in the U.S.A. we have a legendary beast known as Sasquatch, a.k.a. Bigfoot. However, as far as legendary beasts go, he doesn't really do much. It seems he just kind of hides out in the woods, leaving behind the occasional foot print or blurry photograph. Despite this, many folk have gone so far as to dedicate their lives to tracking down this creature and proving its existence to the world. Unfortunately, I fear their efforts are in vain. Not because Bigfoot never existed... oh no, I've seen that sneaky bastard with my own two eyes, stealing tomatoes from my mother's garden when I was younger. The thing is, while Bigfoot surely existed at some point, it is clear now that any remaining specimens have been devoured by a much more sinister cryptid, the Chupacabra.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Insane-ness News

The Insane-ness network is blowing up like a firecracker up a bullfrog's ass!  We now have 5x the amount of material and twice the staff as we did just one week ago.  By every sense of the word as I know it, we are unstoppable!  To celebrate, we invested a large sum of the years budget on motivational and inspirational products and services! Meaning of course that I personally spent the last $30 in my bank account on a $10 hooker and about a half hour's worth of cocaine.

 "Unstoppable"

You lucky bastards get to celebrate by browsing through all the new and exciting awesomeness popping up all over the Insane-ness network!  Have fun, but be responsible...

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Science Gives Magic Mushrooms to the Dying

Magic Mushroom

The '60s were a time of hippies, free love, tie-dye clothing and psychedelic drugs. The '70s, '80s and '90s were mostly about trying to forget the '60s.
Yet now, as we move into the second decade of this new millenium, people are taking a look back and re-examining what useful ideas we may have been keeping locked up all these years. Well, as far as the drugs are concerned anyway. Public opinion on the medical use of marijuana is at its most positive point since the '60s, with 14 states currently having laws legalizing some form of medical cannabis.
Now scientists are going even further by looking into the possible uses of other drugs from that era... such as the psychedelics.

Psychedelic drugs as medicine?

Researchers at New York University are currently conducting a study in which they are giving terminally ill patients psilocybin, the active ingredient in psychedelic mushrooms. They say that in a controlled setting, hallucinogens can help patients reduce anxiety, personal isolation and fear of death.
chemical structure of psilocybin
Photo: C. Burnett
Anthony Bossis, Professor of psychiatry at the NYU school of medicine, claimed in a recent interview that: "Mysticism is really the cornerstone of all major religions going back millennia... It is characterized by a sense of unity, transcendence, connecting to the broader universe and a sense of life and the promotion of personal spirituality. It recalibrates how we see our life and gives a sense of sacredness and reshapes how we view death."
The study is fully FDA approved, and while the researchers are still looking for 32 more volunteers, patients are extensively screened prior to being accepted. Eligibility requires that one be 18-76 yrs old, suffering from a potentially life threatening disease and without any psychotic spectrum disorders such as schizophrenia or severe depression.
One of their volunteer patients, a 67 year old cancer patient and former French teacher described her anxieties over death to reporters:
"I thought of my two granddaughters and not seeing them growing up... it made me profoundly sad. I wanted to do something for myself, to be able to live more in the moment, rather than worrying."
Having never taken any hallucinogens in the past, the patient had only good things to say about her 'trip': "It was incredible... I wanted to share it. I couldn't believe the world could be so beautiful."
island waterfalls
Photo: unkown

Friday, November 12, 2010

Six Badass Facts You Never Knew about Dolphins

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Everybody loves dolphins, but nobody appreciates just how badass they truly are... I'm here to change that.

6. Dolphins evolved from land animals, predators resembling wolves

When most people think of evolution they picture fish sprouting legs and walking on land. Dolphins don't give a XXXX what most people think. They've seen land and had legs and decided all that was for pussies. No, the dolphin's level of badassery was far to great to be restricted by gravity, With the obvious lack of chaos to unleash in the empty sky, dolphins instead chose to evolve back into a sea creature to see what mayhem they could unleash in the murky depths of the scary, unforgiving ocean.

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As you can see by the picture above, all four limbs are still quite visible in the the dolphins' embryonic stage.

The Thursday Thinker:

"Think? Think about what I wonder..."


Beginning today, every Thursday a new post will be created to give you something to think about until Friday comes around.  It could be a 20 page thesis on the science of yawning,  a small anecdote pointing out one of life's many inconsistencies, or it could just be a five word riddle.  Honestly, you can never be truly sure what you're going to get from this site...  but don't worry, there's like a 97% chance we won't give you any diseases.